- GINNY: You'd think people had better things to gossip about, three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.
- HARRY: What did you tell her?
- GINNY: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail, Much more macho.
- HARRY: Thanks.
A complaint I used to see a lot about Harry x Ginny was that his “sudden” attraction to her, when he saw her kissing Dean, came out of the blue and that there were no hints for it prior to that, so I put together a list of all the times in HBP, before the awakening of his infamous chest monster, when Harry is clearly crushing on her. (all page numbers are from the Scholastic edition)
I am dying at the idea of Harry and Ginny babysitting Teddy for the first time and having no freaking clue about what to do. He’d probably sleep peacefully for the first 20 minutes then wake up screaming because where is his Grandma and Harry and Ginny flip out.
"You’re the Boy who lived do something!"
"Killing a genocidal maniac was a lot easier than this! I said one word and he was dead! Do you want me to stupefy the baby?”
"Well, I don’t know! I’m the baby of the family I don’t know this shit. I know how to handle a Quaffle not a baby.”
Bill ends up coming to the rescue because they’re too embarrassed to call Molly and he’s got the most experience as oldest. Harry and Ginny are hopeless and aren’t allowed Teddy without supervision for like 6 more months.